1 00:00:05,470 --> 00:00:07,810 Hey, Bull, why the sudden interest in high finance? 2 00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:11,690 My cousin Ralph is coming to see me, and I don't want him to think I'm a doofus. 3 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:14,650 Oh, where would he get an idea like that? 4 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,050 I wouldn't worry, Bull. 5 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:20,410 I'm sure any relative of yours still has one foot in the swamp himself. 6 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:22,570 Oh, yeah? 7 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:27,230 Well, Ralph just happens to be a top -notch lawyer and investment advisor, 8 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:29,290 to mention a dashing man about town. 9 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,050 Yo, Melonhead! 10 00:00:31,529 --> 00:00:32,529 Ralph! Hey! 11 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:34,470 Bully boy! 12 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:38,930 You haven't changed a bit. You're still grotesque. 13 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,690 What a kidder! 14 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,430 Your Honor, guys, I'd like you to meet my cousin, Ralph. 15 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:48,770 How you doing? Hi. 16 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:50,250 Hey, what's that on your sweater? 17 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:52,190 Sucker. 18 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:55,230 Jeez, Bully, how long has it been? 19 00:00:55,630 --> 00:00:56,790 Three years ago, Thanksgiving. 20 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,290 Go on. 21 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:01,630 I remember because you told that dirty joke during dessert and I laughed so 22 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:03,370 I blew pecan pie all over Aunt Helen. 23 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,230 Anyway, 24 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:10,510 I came across a terrific investment opportunity. You interested in making 25 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:11,510 quick cash? 26 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,030 Well, I... Good. 27 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:14,770 I'll handle all the details. 28 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:19,310 The plan is to take advantage of the recent decline in soybean futures. 29 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:21,190 That's funny. 30 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:23,190 According to this chart, soybeans are going up. 31 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:26,670 Oh, for crying out loud. Didn't anybody tell you? 32 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:29,760 If you want the real story, you have to turn this thing upside down. 33 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,920 They print it the other way to fool the Japanese. 34 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,640 Right. 35 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,680 So, cut me a check for five grand, I'm out of here. 36 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:42,780 Five thousand dollars? 37 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:46,460 Hey, don't worry. I mean, I just figured I'd give first crack to my favorite 38 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:47,460 cousin. 39 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,460 Well, I don't have my checkbook on me, but I could run home and get it. Well, 40 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,460 you insist. 41 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,100 I'll be back later. 42 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:57,140 Gotcha. 43 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:03,798 Let's go. 44 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,800 Hey, 45 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,100 Rock. 46 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,380 Looks like you've been to the firing range. 47 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:13,060 Yep. The head bailiff picked me to try out some new hardware. 48 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:19,140 Whoa. Well, that's going to come in handy if a rogue elephant gets busted 49 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:24,340 shoplifting. No offense, Ross, but isn't that too much gun? I mean, you usually 50 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,340 never miss. 51 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I didn't. 52 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,600 I was just practicing my warning shot. 53 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,420 Come on, Roz, just for a minute. 54 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:20,880 For the last time, no, bull. You may not play with my new gun. 55 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,600 Hold it. Why can't I? 56 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,200 One, it is not a toy. 57 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:31,440 Two, I'm not supposed to let anybody touch it. And three, you've got more 58 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,440 than brains. 59 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,460 Come on, Roz. 60 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:39,540 Didn't I fill in for you when you went to amateur night at the tractor pull? 61 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:44,420 Right. Five minutes and that's it. 62 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:54,950 Excuse me, I'm looking for, uh, you. 63 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:59,650 Are you sure? I'm Christine Sullivan, legal aide. Ralph Shannon, sexual 64 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:00,650 daredevil. 65 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:06,690 I'm sure you couldn't be related to Bull Shannon. Well, uh, that depends on if 66 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:09,650 it helps me find out what you look like in a leather thong. 67 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:15,510 Why don't you just use your imagination? 68 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:20,750 Actually, I still wouldn't mind a peek. 69 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:28,410 You smarmy little... Whoa, 70 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:33,350 what happened? 71 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:36,230 I think I might have shot myself. 72 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,450 Just stay calm, guy. It's going to be all right. 73 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,170 Damn, how bad is it? 74 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:47,750 Don't worry about me, Ross. 75 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,150 I'm just sorry I fired your gun without permission. 76 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:52,890 What the hell were you doing in the broom closet, anyway? 77 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,470 I didn't want anyone to see me with Roz's gun. 78 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:58,670 It must have gone off when I sat on the Johnny mop. 79 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:04,010 You can explain it later, Bull. Right now, we should get you to the hospital. 80 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,290 Hold it right there! 81 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,650 This man is my family. I'll take him. 82 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:13,550 Gee, Ralph, are you sure you have time? You bet. My favorite cousin's gonna get 83 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,250 the best medical treatment money can buy. 84 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:16,510 Here, buddy. 85 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:17,830 Lean on me. 86 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:25,090 I knew I shouldn't have let that knucklehead have my gun. 87 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:26,970 Oh, don't blame yourself, Ross. 88 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,070 Bulls survived a lot worse than this. 89 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:32,450 Yeah, Harry's right. I think this bullet has taught us all a valuable lesson. 90 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:33,249 What's that? 91 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,730 There's a ladies' room right below this closet. 92 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,820 that this will seem forward, but I was wondering if maybe sometime you'd like 93 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:05,820 go out with me. 94 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,700 I work till 11, but if that's inconvenient, I can resign now. 95 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,980 Do you live near here? If not, I can move. 96 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,800 Please, 97 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,520 listen, listen. I've had all my shots. 98 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:23,020 Gloria, 555 -4139. 99 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,940 Gloria, G -L -O -R -I -A, 555 -4139. 100 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,800 What's the matter with you, Dan? 101 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:51,480 Mac, she's the one who called me a romantic fool. But ever since I was a 102 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,840 have seen that woman in my dreams. 103 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,880 And now I will learn the answer to the question of a lifetime. 104 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,400 Is she a moaner or a screamer? 105 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,350 I can watch. It's fine. 106 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:24,550 Didn't my pal, Dr. Aboody, tell you to keep your leg immobilized? 107 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,450 Yeah, but I don't know about that guy. 108 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,550 He spent half the time looking at the wrong foot. 109 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:35,090 Listen, I once knew a guy who had the exact same injury. 110 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:40,330 One day he decided that since he didn't feel any pain, he'd take a little stroll 111 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:42,490 to the kitchen, fix himself a sandwich. 112 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:44,050 What happened? 113 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:47,970 His kids found him paralyzed, face down in a pool of mayo. 114 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,300 He cannot go to the john without the help of a trained chimp. 115 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,220 Can he tell it not to look? 116 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,340 Never mind about that. Just stay in a chair until we settle a lawsuit against 117 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,560 the city. Everything will be fine. 118 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,040 Lawsuit? I don't want to sue anyone. 119 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,120 Oh, you will when they squeeze you out of your job. 120 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,640 What? You watch. 121 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,860 The first thing they're going to say is, gee, bull, maybe you ought to go home 122 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:17,759 and rest. 123 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:22,060 Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a paper hat and asking some kid, you want 124 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,300 fries with that, sir? 125 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,500 They can't do that. Being a bailiff is my life. 126 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,960 Listen, Bo, you're my favorite cousin. 127 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,179 Trust me, I'm not going to let anything bad happen. 128 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,260 Hey, how come I have to wear this thing around my neck, too? 129 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:42,840 Because of the angle of your head when you fell. 130 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:45,800 But I don't remember falling. 131 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,400 Note. 132 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,680 Possible brain damage. 133 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,140 Oh, Mac. 134 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,280 Those lips. 135 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,600 Those eyes. 136 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,140 Those headlights. 137 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,040 I'm telling you, a woman like that doesn't come along every day. 138 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,740 I'm very happy for you, Dan. 139 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,820 Just thinking about her makes the world a sweeter place. 140 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:17,020 Excuse me. Mr. Fisher, would you like to buy some cookies? 141 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,220 Beat it. 142 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,300 Hold on. 143 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,920 Hold on. I'll take a box. 144 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,440 Uh, Dan, you got change for 20? 145 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:28,320 No, we wouldn't have this problem if maintenance take my suggestion and set 146 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,320 a few traps. 147 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:32,040 Sorry 148 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:40,780 I'm 149 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,780 late, Your Honor. 150 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:45,970 I thought you just grazed your toe. 151 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:49,130 Yeah, I guess the doctors just want to be extra careful. 152 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:51,950 Well, you know, you're pretty lucky because in most cases like this, they 153 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,130 just destroy the animal. 154 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,830 Well, if it's this serious, you should go home and get some rest. 155 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:00,410 What do you mean by that? 156 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,690 I can do my job just as good as before. 157 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:05,870 Oh, well, nobody's saying that you can't. It's just that you've had a 158 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:07,570 injury and you should recover. 159 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,610 No way. 160 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,880 This bailiff could be hit by a falling asteroid and report for duty the very 161 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,880 same day. 162 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,940 What would we do without you? That's a ten -minute break. 163 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,460 You know what? Gives me a little time. I think I'll go leave a little love poem 164 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,640 on Gloria's answering machine. 165 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:27,819 Yeah? 166 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:28,820 Roses are red. 167 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Violets are flowers. 168 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,160 I can keep going for hours and hours. 169 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,740 I thought of writing Hallmark cards. 170 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:47,940 What the hell happened? I didn't spend any money. 171 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,760 I gave you change for that street urchin. 172 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:52,939 Yeah, so? 173 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,180 Well, the phone number was written on one of those dollar bills, man. 174 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:56,420 Calm down. 175 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,220 I probably still have it. Come on, come on. 176 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,740 On the other hand, maybe not. 177 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:13,610 Well, that does a lot of good to pride me of a night of unimaginable ecstasy. 178 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,550 Okay, then. 179 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:17,090 How about a cookie? 180 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:20,190 Bull, 181 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:24,130 you're not going to lose your job just because you take a couple of days off. 182 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,590 I happen to know differently, Your Honor. Why do you think I'm filing a 183 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:29,770 Lawsuit? 184 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,630 Bull, are you sure you know what you're getting yourself into? 185 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,270 No, but I'm not worried. 186 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:38,090 Cousin Ralph is my lawyer, and he promised me nothing bad was going to 187 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:39,730 Oh, yeah? 188 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:43,450 Because of that lawsuit, I just got fired. 189 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:48,790 Excuse me, uh, does that mean there might be a job opening? 190 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:52,670 Always figured I'd look good in a tight skirt. 191 00:11:56,390 --> 00:12:03,270 They fired you on account of me? 192 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,110 See for yourself. 193 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,950 Fact is, I did violate the first rule of firearm safety. 194 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,290 Never lend your gun to a moron. 195 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,570 I'm not going to let them get away with this. 196 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:18,670 Well, thank you, sir. But the city needs somebody to blame it on when they get 197 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,010 sued for ten million dollars. 198 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:21,890 Ten million? 199 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:25,190 Well, 200 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,770 I have heard that the big toe is the key to good posture. 201 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,420 I'm going to make a few calls. and get to the bottom of this. And, Bull, I 202 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,980 suggest that you have a talk with your cousin, Ralph. 203 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,780 I told you, mister! 204 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,420 Leave me alone! 205 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,600 What are you doing? 206 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,320 All right, all right, all right. 207 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,020 Look, let me explain. 208 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:55,460 You see, on one of your dollar bills, there's a phone number of a big girl 209 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:59,000 Uncle Dan wants to get to know better. 210 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,190 Mac, would you reason with her? 211 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:05,770 I'll tell you what. 212 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:09,810 You let him take a look at your money, and he'll buy all the rest of your 213 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:10,810 cookies. 214 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,430 What? 215 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:15,050 Roses are red, violets are flowers. 216 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:17,910 You'll be going by yourself for hours and hours. 217 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,040 It's not here. 218 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,000 Who have you sold cookies to in the last ten minutes? 219 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 I don't remember. 220 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900 She's lying! 221 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,740 Pull yourself together, Dan! 222 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:44,960 Now, now, try to think. 223 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,480 There was a nice person who wanted to buy some cookies, but they didn't have 224 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,480 right change. 225 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,500 It was Lady. 226 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,420 I think she was wearing a dress. 227 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,680 That's it? 228 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,980 She had a purse, too. 229 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,260 I hope a bear gets you. 230 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,660 Mind if I join you? 231 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,540 Why, of course not. 232 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,460 Oh, my look. 233 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,160 You bought some cookies from that adorable child. 234 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,240 Yes. 235 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,930 for anybody that reminds me of my grandkids. 236 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,210 Oh! 237 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:36,790 Oh, would you by any chance have any pictures of the little darlings there in 238 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:37,549 your purse? 239 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:41,070 No. But I've been meaning to get some. Uh -huh. 240 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,290 How about your own kids? 241 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,090 Aren't I just awful? You bet. 242 00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:48,910 A picture of your husband. 243 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:50,930 Yourself. 244 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,390 A driver's license. 245 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,010 I certainly must have something that I could look at. 246 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:59,760 Say, you seem awfully anxious to get your hands on my purse. Oh, no, no. 247 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,300 Don't be silly. I'm merely making conversation. 248 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,360 All right, I'll level with you. 249 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:10,000 I'm an officer of the court, and I'm... Yes, I am telling her now. 250 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:15,280 I believe there may be some important information written on a dollar bill in 251 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,099 your purse. 252 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,420 So, if I could just have a look, we can settle this. 253 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:19,900 Help! Please! 254 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,880 Mom! She's just imagining things again. 255 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,290 It's terrible when the mind goes. 256 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:36,610 Hey, I got your message. What's the big emergency? 257 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,610 We have to drop the lawsuit. They fired Roz. 258 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:40,990 Whoa, settle down. 259 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,270 Nobody got fired. 260 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,410 But she did. I saw the letter myself. 261 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:48,430 They wanted you to see it, lame brain, so you get scared and back off. That's 262 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:49,430 the way the game is played. 263 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:54,530 Your buddy Roz is getting paid under the table. It's like she's on vacation. 264 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,970 This whole thing just doesn't seem right. 265 00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:07,580 Paul, I'm going to tell you something I never thought I would. 266 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,440 You remember that big set pool out behind Grandma's house? 267 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,780 Sure. I built a sailboat out there one summer. 268 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,700 Well, when you were about five, one of our other cousins pushed you in. 269 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,660 Luckily, I was there to throw you a rope. 270 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,500 Yeah. 271 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,820 I was almost eight before anyone would sit next to me on the school bus. 272 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,500 You saved my life. 273 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,120 Well, maybe so, but that's not the point. 274 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,800 You're the kind of person that needs somebody to look out for you. 275 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,360 Somebody you can trust. 276 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,680 I am that somebody. 277 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:48,400 Look, I gotta run, but I'll be back. And if you still want to drop the suit, we 278 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,860 will. No questions asked. 279 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,340 there's nothing you can do, there's nothing you can do. 280 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,500 Let me guess. 281 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:02,720 There's nothing he can do. 282 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,380 I'm sorry, Ron. 283 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:08,839 Well, I guess I'll go clear out my locker. 284 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,420 All right. 285 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:17,040 The only way that we're going to find this dollar bill is floor by floor. Now, 286 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,460 want Roz to take 15 through 18. 287 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,160 Mac, you get downstairs immediately. 288 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,660 Dan, shut up. Nobody cares about your stupid dollar. 289 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:25,920 Roz? I just lost her job. 290 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,160 What? 291 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,500 I'm so sorry. 292 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,620 All right, Mac, you're going to have to take 12 through 18. 293 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,680 Well, Bull, this is it. 294 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,200 Ross, you're leaving already? 295 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,220 Mm -hmm. 296 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,240 I'm really sorry about everything. 297 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,400 Hope you get to come back soon. 298 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,260 Yeah, I like this job. 299 00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:54,630 My co -workers, too. 300 00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:59,390 Even big, dumb ball ones who shoot themselves in the foot. 301 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,850 Boy, how many of us are there? 302 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,350 See you around, Bull. 303 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,730 Hey, you forgot something. 304 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,770 What the hell is going on here? 305 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,210 Oh, yeah, I should be sitting down. 306 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,730 Listen, uh, give me a call next week if you're still around, and maybe we can 307 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:31,610 grab lunch and catch up. Well, Moby, run, run. Put me down before I end up 308 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,030 paralyzed for life and have to go potty with a chimp. 309 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,370 What the hell are you talking about? 310 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,030 My cousin Ralph said that's what would happen if I stood up. 311 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,810 And you believed him? 312 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,110 Why shouldn't I? 313 00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:48,910 Because he's running a scam, Bulls. He makes it seem like you're hurt. The city 314 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,990 comes up with a bunch of money, and he keeps a third of it for himself. 315 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,260 See, you don't know everything. I'm the one that gets to keep a third. 316 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,380 Boy, you're stupid. 317 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,580 But you're not this stupid. 318 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,300 What's going on? 319 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,820 I just don't want to get fired. 320 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,780 Oh, but it's okay for me to get fired. 321 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,180 Come on, Roz. 322 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,820 I know you're still going to be getting a check. 323 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,680 The only check I'm expecting is a 50 -cent shampoo rebate. 324 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,880 You mean you're not getting paid? 325 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,610 Do you have three finger holes in the back of this thing? 326 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,830 Whoa! What the hell are you doing? 327 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:33,330 Remember what the doctor told you. 328 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,570 You mean your quack friend of booty? 329 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:40,490 He's delirious. Very common with this type of traumatic injury. 330 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,270 Uh -huh. 331 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,410 I'll leave you two alone. 332 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,230 I'm dropping the lawsuit, Ralph. 333 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,790 I'm telling everyone I was never hurt. 334 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,280 Are you crazy? 335 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,860 What are you going to do when they arrest you for fraud? 336 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,780 I'll say I'm sorry. 337 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,279 Oh, sure. 338 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,680 That ought to clear it right up. 339 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,320 I'll say ever since I can remember, I looked up to my older cousin. 340 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:08,320 The smart one in the family. The one who taught the rest of us how to use a 341 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,320 straw. 342 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:13,860 I tried everything to get you to be my friend. 343 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:17,880 I even let you talk me into pretending I couldn't walk when deep down inside I 344 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,880 knew I could. 345 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,480 I've been a fool. 346 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,380 Because no matter how hard you try, you can't make somebody else like you. 347 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,340 But I do like you, Bull. How many times do I have to tell you? You're my 348 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,380 favorite cousin. 349 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:35,580 Yeah, what about cousin... Wait a minute, I'm your only cousin. 350 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,160 So? You can still be my favorite. 351 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:46,000 Which means, if one of our cousins pushed me in the cesspool, 352 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:49,340 it must have been you. 353 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,320 I pulled you out, didn't I? 354 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,960 See you around, Ralphie. 355 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,400 Wait! Wait! 356 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400 You're lucky. 357 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,120 Another couple of inches and you might have ended up like this. 358 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,340 Ross got her job back. 359 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,620 Both Eddie dropped the lawsuit if they returned my badge. 360 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,580 Yeah, I also got him to throw in a new shoe for me. 361 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:34,460 You drive a hard bargain, big guy. Nice to see you back on your foot. 362 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:37,960 Hey, what's wrong with him? 363 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,880 Woman troubles. 364 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:43,800 Yeah, we're all supposed to be in mourning because he lost some bimbo's 365 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,800 number. 366 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:50,710 Well, I guess I'm being a bit ridiculous. I mean, after all, I had no 367 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,550 that she would ever really gone out with me. 368 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:55,450 Hey, fella, don't sell yourself short. 369 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:58,650 Excuse me, we're having a private conversation here. 370 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:01,990 Let me tell you what happened to me. 371 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:04,150 I met this chick. 372 00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:08,990 She had the face of an angel and a bod like a babe on an auto parts calendar. 373 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:14,930 I'm thinking just like you are. No way she's going to be interested in a guy 374 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:15,930 like me. 375 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:21,540 The next thing you know, she's tearing my clothes off and calling me her love 376 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,540 guy. 377 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,800 Turns out, she's on the rebound from a bad romance. 378 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:34,300 And all I gotta do is be in the right place at the right time, and it is Sugar 379 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,680 City! 380 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:43,420 Exactly how long have you been boring people with this absurd tale of yours? 381 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,580 Well, actually, you're the first person I told. 382 00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:49,770 I just met her last night. I found her name and phone number written on this 383 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:50,770 dollar bill. 384 00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,910 Oh, there you are, honey. 385 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,330 Gloria, come to...